Monkey Smells His Ass

Watch this video and then thank me later like Drizzy drake.

I'm almost speechless. All I keep thinking is I'm incredibly grateful a video like this exists. It's like free therapy. Have a happy, healthy and laughable life. The coming up Friday movie-quote quiz is going to be a difficult one so be ready. Leave your answer for the previous quiz in the comment section of that post........have fun...bitches.

Tax Men - Tax Dat Ass HD

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HD people!...HD!!! What more do you want! 3D?! Nah! 3D is for people who can't handle 2D! Give these guys some love!

-This is good stuff. A little long but good. The next one should be about a 3 1/2 min deal. It is hopefully poppin' off soon. I want a cameo. I can be Lyle's hypeman or even Darth Vader because it's a Star Wars beat. Maybe Darth Vader can be the official hypeman, played by me. Imagine Darth Vader in the background, gettin' it, but no mask. I've been told by many that I look like the dude who plays Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi when Luke is rescuing him at the end and you get to see his tore up face...wait...yeah.

"Headed straight to the office!"

6-25-10

Wow. I was going to right a rant about that dumbass family who let their dumbass daughter try and sail around the world and how they better pay someone back and how they better not receive any paid interviews or things like that. Then I remembered how there are a lot of dumbass people out there who do stuff like that ie: Jersey Whore, Baris Bilton, Bim Bardashian, Boctuplet lady, Bumbass Bamily who hid their kid and said he was in a balloon....and many more(unfortunately)(I put B's in place of some letters to represent that that person ain't nothin' but a biatch). So I realized...I would like to focus on more positive things ie: Arianny Celeste, food, health, family, friends, Diddy, Scrubs, Yellow(Gonzo you know what I'm talkin' bout) and of course Friday Movie-Quote Quizzes....for yo ass.

Last weeks quiz quote:
Person 1: "You don't want that. Them girls only know three words...Stop! No! and Don't!."
Person 2: "Uh uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me...No! Don't! Stop!."
Person 1: "Playa, playa!!!"

-"How High". When Methodman is warning Redman about this girl they just saw. Redman didn't listen. Word.

-Last week Gonzo came through with the correct delivery and answer to the quiz. If you need a job there's a position here at *arc*aksima Entertainment. The pay is good and we also offer a 501K Levi's plan, vision(we don't pay for your eye doctor bills, we give you a vision via pictures), healthcare(we tell you we care for your health...that's it) and of course a stretch spending account(not flex, we make you stretch your dollar cuz you'll always be broke working over here). All jokes aside.....good job. Shout out to Walsh for inspiring last weeks quiz. Shout out!

Quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."

Bartender- "Straightup?"

Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."

Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"

Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."

Bartender-"Hehe!"

- My initial reaction is that ya'll will get the answer right this week but that's all up in the air...like your moms legs last night...I wasn't with her....this is just what I've heard. Leave your answer in the comment section below...have fun....bitches.

6-18-10

"You just have to believe." That's what I text Kobe before the game yesterday. So you can thank me later.


Last weeks Quiz quote:
Person 1 to Group of guys-"I'm sorry I gotta go like this. Hey look it man, the next time if you want to keep your shit, you gotta know when to quit."
Person 1 to Person 2-"Let's leave quickly!"
Person 1 to Group of guys-"Hey brotha's ya'll stay broke!...I mean uhh, stay black! Hah hah!"

Answer- When Bunz(Jamie Foxx), that's right Bunz, is first introduced and is playing craps on the street with some other guys. Rushon(Tommy Davidson) meets him and they start to leave.

-Last week no one could get the answer right. This week will be the same.....and you can take that to the bank.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "You don't want that. Them girls only know three words...Stop! No! and Don't!."

Person 2: "Uh uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me...No! Don't! Stop!."

Person 1: "Playa, playa!!!"

-All I have to say about this quiz quote is....classic and thanks for getting me through high school(not really)...have fun...leave your answer in the comment section located below.....bitches.

6-11-2010

Okay let's get this started! Yeah!!! Okay so this is really a regular Friday movie-quote quiz but on this blog that I've created to make it easier to put whatever I want on it.....bitch-ass bitches. Screw you disclaimers and company confidentiality.

Last we quizzed was back in the day. No responses for the last quiz. It might have been too hard for you guys. It might have been too long for you guys. I forget sometimes how short the human attention span......is.

Quiz-quote:

Person 1 to Group of guys-"I'm sorry I gotta go like this. Hey look it man, the next time if you want to keep your shit, you gotta know when to quit."

Person 1 to Person 2-"Let's leave quickly!"

Person 1 to Group of guys-"Hey brotha's ya'll stay broke!...I mean uhh, stay black! Hah hah!"

-Man they ain't a one person who's going to get this Friday movie-quote quiz. Just like ain't no one going to turn down the radio when they hear my boy Diddy's new joint, "Dirty Money-Hello Good Morning", like a mug son don't trip. And all I have to say about the pic is I don't see no C(K)eltic or Paul Pierce on that bitch(Walsh is though, which is cool). AHHHH!!!!!!

-Sorry I got carried away....I was bumping Diddy's new joint in the background.....just like I was when I was at your moms house last night. She calls me her dirty money.....have fun...bitches.

-Leave answers in comment section below. Thank you very much!...bitches.