8-27-10

Do you ever think if Trey Songz watches a lot of porn? Do you ever think if Sarah Palin walks around her home naked? Do you ever think if The Alcada people ever look themselves in the mirror and regret their life decisions? Do you ever think if Britney Spears does the same thing as them? Do you ever think if Martin Luther King boned a white bitch? Yeah, I don't either.

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "You've heard of chaos theory?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: " No?, Non-linear equations? Strange attractions?"

-"Jurassic Park". When Jeff Goldblum is trying to describe, when Jeff Goldblum is telling Sam Neil and that one girl.....I actually have no idea what the flip Mr. Goldblum was talking bout.

- Last week Gonzo and Chris both destroyed the competition with the correct answer. I'm curious as to what's on Chris's top five list for movies(read the comments). I'm also curious as to what's on Gonzo's top five list for ways to make it through life as a CPA Baller.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "We don't give a shit about you or you being sick as a dog. You want to throw up? Let us know, we'll pull over. You puke back there, my main man Crudup will see to it that you lick it all back up. Every single nasty ass drop. You understand my brutha? Kapeesh?"

Person 2: " Yeah kapeesh. Pull over. Please."

-This shit just got real! Ain't no one gettin this weeks quiz!....have fun....bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-20

If you talk shit, I'll ejaculate in your water bottle bitch! C'Mon Son!

Last weeks quote:

Person 1:"So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?"
Person 2:"October 21st 1975."
Person 1:"Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' date!"
Person 2:"Oh yeah, cuz it was game 6 of the world series. Biggest game in Red Sox history."

-"Good Will Hunting". Matt Damon is asking Robin Williams(It's not your fault) if he had any regrets. He said no and started talking about love. C'Mon Son!

-Last week Gonzo came out with his new album, "I be gettin' dem answers like ohhh!!! C'Mon Son!". He kilt that shit on the track like C'Mon Son!.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "You've heard of chaos theory?"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: " No?, Non-linear equations? Strange attractions?"

-This quiz is hard like Gonzo's new track...."CPA Ballers and countin".

-Shout out to Chris for introducing me to greatness....shout out!

-Leave your answer in the comment section below....have fun...bitches.

We got it good

One love ya'll. I wish I was a billionare so flippin' bad, not so I could buy all of the things I never had.....so I could afford to pay for the sancity of these poor individuals. Actually, I wish I didn't have to afford it, just give it. But then they'll need water and food and shelter and cleanup and drainage and where would I get that stuff?....ahhh!!!
-Be ready for the quiz tomorrow. I'm steppin' my game up...PS3. Put your answers for last weeks quiz in the comment section of that quiz....like Gonzo did....word.

8-13-10

"Where do I begin?".....What do you mean where do I begin? Either your ADHD is hittin', your memory is falling apart like American Idol or your dyslexia is so hard that you need a condom made out of adamantium. "Where do I begin?"... Who comes up with this crap!?!

I've stepped it up some more years. I know what you're thinking...How come it's just a picture of Olivia's head and no body? Well we all know she has an awesome body. Look at her beauty though...that was deep.

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"
Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"
Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"
-"Master's of the Universe", He-Man. When the good guys are trying to save the sorceress at castle Greyskull and Skelator comes back to reclaim the castle and the sorceress, even though it wasn't his to begin with. He's bad.
- Last week Gonzo came through with the correct answer talkin' bout he made a He-Man Master's of the Universe sextape with Evil Lynn(I think that's what he meant anyway, no not really). Good job. Eddy thinks you have to be 21 years of age to drink in my country. It's 18 Eddy. Let's see if you can get this weeks quiz.

Quiz quote:
Person 1:"So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?"

Person 2:"October 21st 1975."

Person 1:"Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' date!"

Person 2:"Oh yeah, cuz it was game 6 of the world series. Biggest game in Red Sox history."

- Good luck this week. It's a good quote from a good movie....scratch that, great movie...scratch that, that's what she said.....have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-6-10

Emma Watson is smart. She said she likes to read books. She's 20 just so you know. I'm getting better. Ignore the random text in the middle of the photo.

The ban on gay marriage.......taxes might raise in.....the war in Iraq is......the illegal immigrants need to.....our borders are too......Andy Dick needs to stop.....my boss should be more......every month, these damn bills......take a look in the mirror and realize all of these issues will not be so important......don't give me a beat or I'll start to perform it....hands up shoutin' my name all distorted....becoming more deep as a person, I support it....arf arf! Frickin' deep son!

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."
Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"
Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"
Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"
Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."
Person 2: "Laxative?"
Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"
-"Mo' Money". When Damon and Marlon Wayans are trying to get a free sandwich so Damon pretends to be whilin' out and Marlon tells the deli owner that the only thing that will help Damon is to give him a sandwich. I, someday, hope to perform this courageous act.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"

Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"

Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"

-I hope everyone gets this quiz this week. It's only from one of the greatest movies ever made. Besides that sextape I have of me and your mom. Really? Who the frick makes sextapes. Crazy people, that's who. That was deep...have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

She is still pretty. Open your minds....or leave the blinds...never unwind.....until it's too late and you need to pay fines....so deep!!! Aight!(Funkmaster Flex voice)