8-6-10

Emma Watson is smart. She said she likes to read books. She's 20 just so you know. I'm getting better. Ignore the random text in the middle of the photo.

The ban on gay marriage.......taxes might raise in.....the war in Iraq is......the illegal immigrants need to.....our borders are too......Andy Dick needs to stop.....my boss should be more......every month, these damn bills......take a look in the mirror and realize all of these issues will not be so important......don't give me a beat or I'll start to perform it....hands up shoutin' my name all distorted....becoming more deep as a person, I support it....arf arf! Frickin' deep son!

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."
Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"
Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"
Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"
Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."
Person 2: "Laxative?"
Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"
-"Mo' Money". When Damon and Marlon Wayans are trying to get a free sandwich so Damon pretends to be whilin' out and Marlon tells the deli owner that the only thing that will help Damon is to give him a sandwich. I, someday, hope to perform this courageous act.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"

Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"

Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"

-I hope everyone gets this quiz this week. It's only from one of the greatest movies ever made. Besides that sextape I have of me and your mom. Really? Who the frick makes sextapes. Crazy people, that's who. That was deep...have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

She is still pretty. Open your minds....or leave the blinds...never unwind.....until it's too late and you need to pay fines....so deep!!! Aight!(Funkmaster Flex voice)