7-30-10

Congratulations Chris!!! This is the first thing he has ever won on the radio(no it's not). There's a first time for everything, so they say. Check out this link, it's legit.

http://www.channel933.com/main.html

Last weeks quiz:

People:"White power, white power, white power!!!"
Person 1:"Blue power muthafuckas! Miami PD!"
Person 2:"Ah damn! It's the nigras"

- "Bad Boys II-The Return of Mike Lowrey(Larry) & Marcus Burnett"...No, just "Bad Boys II". When Mike(Will Smith) and Marcus(Martin Lawrence) are undercover dressed as Walsh(I mean all white, KKK Fools) and they take them down because they are trafficking drugs....in the beginning of the movie. The rest of the quote is them singing, "Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do! Whatchu gonna do when we come for you! Sita sit sitanhe sita sin oh nayy!"...I think.

-Chris has also done something for the first time ever. He got the answer correct 2 weeks in a row. No, he has done that before. He crushed it. Apparrently Eddy's favorite movie is Bad Boys II. He has good taste.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."

Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"

Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"

Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"

Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."

Person 2: "Laxative?"

Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"

-If any of you get this answer before the weekend..I strongly suggest going out and renting this movie. If you're a baller CPA then you can rent this at Blockbuster instead of having to go to Redbox to save money. Save your souls...that was deep.....have fun ...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

Baller CPA's

Bunk-Before and After

Bunk(From "The Wire"-HBO series) before he shaved his head.

-Get ready for tomorrow's Friday Movie-Quote Quiz. Have a guess for last weeks? Enter it in the comment section. Chris has already won "San Diego's hottest boyfriend" (according to Channel 933) and inputted his answer. Inputted?...Input'd?...Inpooted?...Inpoot it and boot it?...Toot it and boot it?...make her feel stupid?...that's just mean.

Bunk after the headshave. He seems happier now.

7-16-2010

Last weeks quiz:

Person: "Moral fiber. So what is moral fiber? I mean, it's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, ya know basically being a fuckin' boyscout...but lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think that moral fiber is about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world...and when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all. You put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. Ya know what? It doesn't matter...cuz in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

-"The Girl Next Door". When Matthew Kidman(Emile Hirsch) is giving his speech to hopefully receive a scholarship for college. He's supposed to write about moral fiber, which in turn, after a sequence of life events, becomes a speech about the power of love...like everything in life....think about it.

-Last week Gonzo tooted and booted that quiz like he was trying to breed. Good job.

INCEPTION

That pretty much covers this weeks Friday movie-quote quiz. This movie changed my life. It is one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. No jokes or stuff like that.....It is an epic movie that will make you think about your life/reality in a whole new light....even though most of you probably have already thought about the movies plot. That's how good the movie is. After you watch the movie you'll know what I'm talkin' bout. No, I'm not getting paid by Warner Bros. I'm getting paid by your mom. Toot this movie, do not boot this movie.....have fun...bitches.

-Okay here's a quickie...

Quiz Quote:

Person-"I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting, shockingly, cavalier."

-Handle that....in the comment section below....bitches.

7-2-2010

Last weeks quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."
Bartender- "Straightup?"
Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."
Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"
Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."
Bartender-"Hehe!"

- "Weird Science". When Robert Downey Jr. and his pal are trying to order a drink from a bar. The bartender doesn't like how they try and act "hip/racist".

- Last week I stumped you guys again....awesome. This weeks quiz will be easier but don't expect any hints. New shit! New shit! I am starting to sell hints for $.99/each. If a lot of people start to buy them and it becomes big than I will inevitably start to charge $1.99/each.......cuz I'm a monopolizing, greeedy, selfish, inconsiderate, innice(that's right, innice) and slave-hosting corporation. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart.

Quiz quote:

Person-"Brothas don't surf. If this gets back to the hood, won't none of the homies talk to me again."

- Okay okay fine, here's a hint....."Quonsue dudes!"....that'll be $.99 please. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart....wait, I already said that.

- No one will figure this quiz out and put their answer in the comment section below for it's,

too hard, too long and too awesome,

give me some, only at night like a possum,

if I done told you once, I told you twice,

what's poppin?,

if this is the last time I flow,

don't stop me.......

...sorry, sometimes I randomly breakout into thug-flow.....have fun...bitches.

Monkey Smells His Ass

Watch this video and then thank me later like Drizzy drake.

I'm almost speechless. All I keep thinking is I'm incredibly grateful a video like this exists. It's like free therapy. Have a happy, healthy and laughable life. The coming up Friday movie-quote quiz is going to be a difficult one so be ready. Leave your answer for the previous quiz in the comment section of that post........have fun...bitches.

Tax Men - Tax Dat Ass HD

Before reading, click on video to view.

HD people!...HD!!! What more do you want! 3D?! Nah! 3D is for people who can't handle 2D! Give these guys some love!

-This is good stuff. A little long but good. The next one should be about a 3 1/2 min deal. It is hopefully poppin' off soon. I want a cameo. I can be Lyle's hypeman or even Darth Vader because it's a Star Wars beat. Maybe Darth Vader can be the official hypeman, played by me. Imagine Darth Vader in the background, gettin' it, but no mask. I've been told by many that I look like the dude who plays Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi when Luke is rescuing him at the end and you get to see his tore up face...wait...yeah.

"Headed straight to the office!"

6-25-10

Wow. I was going to right a rant about that dumbass family who let their dumbass daughter try and sail around the world and how they better pay someone back and how they better not receive any paid interviews or things like that. Then I remembered how there are a lot of dumbass people out there who do stuff like that ie: Jersey Whore, Baris Bilton, Bim Bardashian, Boctuplet lady, Bumbass Bamily who hid their kid and said he was in a balloon....and many more(unfortunately)(I put B's in place of some letters to represent that that person ain't nothin' but a biatch). So I realized...I would like to focus on more positive things ie: Arianny Celeste, food, health, family, friends, Diddy, Scrubs, Yellow(Gonzo you know what I'm talkin' bout) and of course Friday Movie-Quote Quizzes....for yo ass.

Last weeks quiz quote:
Person 1: "You don't want that. Them girls only know three words...Stop! No! and Don't!."
Person 2: "Uh uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me...No! Don't! Stop!."
Person 1: "Playa, playa!!!"

-"How High". When Methodman is warning Redman about this girl they just saw. Redman didn't listen. Word.

-Last week Gonzo came through with the correct delivery and answer to the quiz. If you need a job there's a position here at *arc*aksima Entertainment. The pay is good and we also offer a 501K Levi's plan, vision(we don't pay for your eye doctor bills, we give you a vision via pictures), healthcare(we tell you we care for your health...that's it) and of course a stretch spending account(not flex, we make you stretch your dollar cuz you'll always be broke working over here). All jokes aside.....good job. Shout out to Walsh for inspiring last weeks quiz. Shout out!

Quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."

Bartender- "Straightup?"

Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."

Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"

Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."

Bartender-"Hehe!"

- My initial reaction is that ya'll will get the answer right this week but that's all up in the air...like your moms legs last night...I wasn't with her....this is just what I've heard. Leave your answer in the comment section below...have fun....bitches.