9-24-10

Topic #2: "China's recent emergence as the #2 economy in the world." -Michael G

Yo, yow, yow fo real(like Randy on american Idol. They better have some crazy contestants this season to get ratings because the new judges won't be helping in that department).

There's a simple answer to why China has recently emerged as the #2 economy in the world. We all know that Jamaica is #1(mainly because of Sean Kingston and that movie Cool Runnings)(no it's not) but China is expected to be #1 in the coming years. So...in order for them to be #1 they must be #2 first. It's like in life when they(who's they?) say that all good things come to those who wait: true love, financial stability, peace, intelligence, being at the front of a line(Walsh, those passes that amusement parks handout aren't as useful as you think, soon everyone will start getting those passes and they won't be useful anymore), etc, etc. So in conclusion.....China is on it's way to being #1 but has to be #2 first in order to be first as the #1 economy in the world against the other countries because all they do is fight and cheat and steal and ahhhh!!!!!!! Dammit Michael G, your plan to give me such a difficult topic that I care so little about that I've experienced my first braintoot, that's right braintoot, has worked.

I hope you guys grasped the moral behind this....

Real quick...I want to give a shout out to Lyle for hanging in there for one more week on DWTS(see top right pic). Shout out! Keep up the good work. Oh and that girl in the pic(see above middle) is half Chinese and half Dutch(or something). Mix it up people. You don't have to but I want to. Who's knows what will happen though...that was deep.

-Leave a comment in the section below with: ideas for next weeks topic, if this is at all interesting to you, if this is not at all interesting to you, if you've ever wondered how they make fortune cookies.

- Be happy, get some...and if you're with the right person than that should be easy...."some" is whatever you want it to be by the way.....that was deeper.

9-3-10

I usually put a picture of a scene from the movie of the previous weeks quiz answer on the top right. This week I wanted to switch it up a little. Here's a picture of the director and myself. The other picture represents passion. Look beyond the picture and into his music and vibe, you"ll figure it out. Get deep son!

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "We don't give a shit about you or you being sick as a dog. You want to throw up? Let us know, we'll pull over. You puke back there, my main man Crudup will see to it that you lick it all back up. Every single nasty ass drop. You understand my brutha? Kapeesh?"
Person 2: " Yeah kapeesh. Pull over. Please."

-"He Got Game". When He Got Game's dad(Denzel Washington) is being transported out of jail for being sick. The cops transporting him are punk asses and are telling him what will happen if he throws up in their car.

-Last week Gonzo blasted the competition with his spelling and correct answer. Sometimes I think Gonzo is a thuglife, then I remember that it's because he was born in City Heights...and from Oprah...so he is black...what?

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "Wax on, wax off."

-I know what you're thinking...this is ridiciously difficult this week. Okay fine, it's easy. It's a joke, it's so easy. I figured I wanted to take the week off and find myself. That was deep. Have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-27-10

Do you ever think if Trey Songz watches a lot of porn? Do you ever think if Sarah Palin walks around her home naked? Do you ever think if The Alcada people ever look themselves in the mirror and regret their life decisions? Do you ever think if Britney Spears does the same thing as them? Do you ever think if Martin Luther King boned a white bitch? Yeah, I don't either.

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "You've heard of chaos theory?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: " No?, Non-linear equations? Strange attractions?"

-"Jurassic Park". When Jeff Goldblum is trying to describe, when Jeff Goldblum is telling Sam Neil and that one girl.....I actually have no idea what the flip Mr. Goldblum was talking bout.

- Last week Gonzo and Chris both destroyed the competition with the correct answer. I'm curious as to what's on Chris's top five list for movies(read the comments). I'm also curious as to what's on Gonzo's top five list for ways to make it through life as a CPA Baller.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "We don't give a shit about you or you being sick as a dog. You want to throw up? Let us know, we'll pull over. You puke back there, my main man Crudup will see to it that you lick it all back up. Every single nasty ass drop. You understand my brutha? Kapeesh?"

Person 2: " Yeah kapeesh. Pull over. Please."

-This shit just got real! Ain't no one gettin this weeks quiz!....have fun....bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-20

If you talk shit, I'll ejaculate in your water bottle bitch! C'Mon Son!

Last weeks quote:

Person 1:"So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?"
Person 2:"October 21st 1975."
Person 1:"Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' date!"
Person 2:"Oh yeah, cuz it was game 6 of the world series. Biggest game in Red Sox history."

-"Good Will Hunting". Matt Damon is asking Robin Williams(It's not your fault) if he had any regrets. He said no and started talking about love. C'Mon Son!

-Last week Gonzo came out with his new album, "I be gettin' dem answers like ohhh!!! C'Mon Son!". He kilt that shit on the track like C'Mon Son!.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "You've heard of chaos theory?"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: " No?, Non-linear equations? Strange attractions?"

-This quiz is hard like Gonzo's new track...."CPA Ballers and countin".

-Shout out to Chris for introducing me to greatness....shout out!

-Leave your answer in the comment section below....have fun...bitches.

We got it good

One love ya'll. I wish I was a billionare so flippin' bad, not so I could buy all of the things I never had.....so I could afford to pay for the sancity of these poor individuals. Actually, I wish I didn't have to afford it, just give it. But then they'll need water and food and shelter and cleanup and drainage and where would I get that stuff?....ahhh!!!
-Be ready for the quiz tomorrow. I'm steppin' my game up...PS3. Put your answers for last weeks quiz in the comment section of that quiz....like Gonzo did....word.

8-13-10

"Where do I begin?".....What do you mean where do I begin? Either your ADHD is hittin', your memory is falling apart like American Idol or your dyslexia is so hard that you need a condom made out of adamantium. "Where do I begin?"... Who comes up with this crap!?!

I've stepped it up some more years. I know what you're thinking...How come it's just a picture of Olivia's head and no body? Well we all know she has an awesome body. Look at her beauty though...that was deep.

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"
Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"
Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"
-"Master's of the Universe", He-Man. When the good guys are trying to save the sorceress at castle Greyskull and Skelator comes back to reclaim the castle and the sorceress, even though it wasn't his to begin with. He's bad.
- Last week Gonzo came through with the correct answer talkin' bout he made a He-Man Master's of the Universe sextape with Evil Lynn(I think that's what he meant anyway, no not really). Good job. Eddy thinks you have to be 21 years of age to drink in my country. It's 18 Eddy. Let's see if you can get this weeks quiz.

Quiz quote:
Person 1:"So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?"

Person 2:"October 21st 1975."

Person 1:"Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' date!"

Person 2:"Oh yeah, cuz it was game 6 of the world series. Biggest game in Red Sox history."

- Good luck this week. It's a good quote from a good movie....scratch that, great movie...scratch that, that's what she said.....have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-6-10

Emma Watson is smart. She said she likes to read books. She's 20 just so you know. I'm getting better. Ignore the random text in the middle of the photo.

The ban on gay marriage.......taxes might raise in.....the war in Iraq is......the illegal immigrants need to.....our borders are too......Andy Dick needs to stop.....my boss should be more......every month, these damn bills......take a look in the mirror and realize all of these issues will not be so important......don't give me a beat or I'll start to perform it....hands up shoutin' my name all distorted....becoming more deep as a person, I support it....arf arf! Frickin' deep son!

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."
Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"
Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"
Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"
Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."
Person 2: "Laxative?"
Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"
-"Mo' Money". When Damon and Marlon Wayans are trying to get a free sandwich so Damon pretends to be whilin' out and Marlon tells the deli owner that the only thing that will help Damon is to give him a sandwich. I, someday, hope to perform this courageous act.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"

Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"

Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"

-I hope everyone gets this quiz this week. It's only from one of the greatest movies ever made. Besides that sextape I have of me and your mom. Really? Who the frick makes sextapes. Crazy people, that's who. That was deep...have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

She is still pretty. Open your minds....or leave the blinds...never unwind.....until it's too late and you need to pay fines....so deep!!! Aight!(Funkmaster Flex voice)

7-30-10

Congratulations Chris!!! This is the first thing he has ever won on the radio(no it's not). There's a first time for everything, so they say. Check out this link, it's legit.

http://www.channel933.com/main.html

Last weeks quiz:

People:"White power, white power, white power!!!"
Person 1:"Blue power muthafuckas! Miami PD!"
Person 2:"Ah damn! It's the nigras"

- "Bad Boys II-The Return of Mike Lowrey(Larry) & Marcus Burnett"...No, just "Bad Boys II". When Mike(Will Smith) and Marcus(Martin Lawrence) are undercover dressed as Walsh(I mean all white, KKK Fools) and they take them down because they are trafficking drugs....in the beginning of the movie. The rest of the quote is them singing, "Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do! Whatchu gonna do when we come for you! Sita sit sitanhe sita sin oh nayy!"...I think.

-Chris has also done something for the first time ever. He got the answer correct 2 weeks in a row. No, he has done that before. He crushed it. Apparrently Eddy's favorite movie is Bad Boys II. He has good taste.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."

Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"

Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"

Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"

Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."

Person 2: "Laxative?"

Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"

-If any of you get this answer before the weekend..I strongly suggest going out and renting this movie. If you're a baller CPA then you can rent this at Blockbuster instead of having to go to Redbox to save money. Save your souls...that was deep.....have fun ...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

Baller CPA's

Bunk-Before and After

Bunk(From "The Wire"-HBO series) before he shaved his head.

-Get ready for tomorrow's Friday Movie-Quote Quiz. Have a guess for last weeks? Enter it in the comment section. Chris has already won "San Diego's hottest boyfriend" (according to Channel 933) and inputted his answer. Inputted?...Input'd?...Inpooted?...Inpoot it and boot it?...Toot it and boot it?...make her feel stupid?...that's just mean.

Bunk after the headshave. He seems happier now.

7-16-2010

Last weeks quiz:

Person: "Moral fiber. So what is moral fiber? I mean, it's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, ya know basically being a fuckin' boyscout...but lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think that moral fiber is about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world...and when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all. You put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. Ya know what? It doesn't matter...cuz in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

-"The Girl Next Door". When Matthew Kidman(Emile Hirsch) is giving his speech to hopefully receive a scholarship for college. He's supposed to write about moral fiber, which in turn, after a sequence of life events, becomes a speech about the power of love...like everything in life....think about it.

-Last week Gonzo tooted and booted that quiz like he was trying to breed. Good job.

INCEPTION

That pretty much covers this weeks Friday movie-quote quiz. This movie changed my life. It is one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. No jokes or stuff like that.....It is an epic movie that will make you think about your life/reality in a whole new light....even though most of you probably have already thought about the movies plot. That's how good the movie is. After you watch the movie you'll know what I'm talkin' bout. No, I'm not getting paid by Warner Bros. I'm getting paid by your mom. Toot this movie, do not boot this movie.....have fun...bitches.

-Okay here's a quickie...

Quiz Quote:

Person-"I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting, shockingly, cavalier."

-Handle that....in the comment section below....bitches.

7-2-2010

Last weeks quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."
Bartender- "Straightup?"
Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."
Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"
Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."
Bartender-"Hehe!"

- "Weird Science". When Robert Downey Jr. and his pal are trying to order a drink from a bar. The bartender doesn't like how they try and act "hip/racist".

- Last week I stumped you guys again....awesome. This weeks quiz will be easier but don't expect any hints. New shit! New shit! I am starting to sell hints for $.99/each. If a lot of people start to buy them and it becomes big than I will inevitably start to charge $1.99/each.......cuz I'm a monopolizing, greeedy, selfish, inconsiderate, innice(that's right, innice) and slave-hosting corporation. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart.

Quiz quote:

Person-"Brothas don't surf. If this gets back to the hood, won't none of the homies talk to me again."

- Okay okay fine, here's a hint....."Quonsue dudes!"....that'll be $.99 please. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart....wait, I already said that.

- No one will figure this quiz out and put their answer in the comment section below for it's,

too hard, too long and too awesome,

give me some, only at night like a possum,

if I done told you once, I told you twice,

what's poppin?,

if this is the last time I flow,

don't stop me.......

...sorry, sometimes I randomly breakout into thug-flow.....have fun...bitches.

Monkey Smells His Ass

Watch this video and then thank me later like Drizzy drake.

I'm almost speechless. All I keep thinking is I'm incredibly grateful a video like this exists. It's like free therapy. Have a happy, healthy and laughable life. The coming up Friday movie-quote quiz is going to be a difficult one so be ready. Leave your answer for the previous quiz in the comment section of that post........have fun...bitches.

Tax Men - Tax Dat Ass HD

Before reading, click on video to view.

HD people!...HD!!! What more do you want! 3D?! Nah! 3D is for people who can't handle 2D! Give these guys some love!

-This is good stuff. A little long but good. The next one should be about a 3 1/2 min deal. It is hopefully poppin' off soon. I want a cameo. I can be Lyle's hypeman or even Darth Vader because it's a Star Wars beat. Maybe Darth Vader can be the official hypeman, played by me. Imagine Darth Vader in the background, gettin' it, but no mask. I've been told by many that I look like the dude who plays Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi when Luke is rescuing him at the end and you get to see his tore up face...wait...yeah.

"Headed straight to the office!"

6-25-10

Wow. I was going to right a rant about that dumbass family who let their dumbass daughter try and sail around the world and how they better pay someone back and how they better not receive any paid interviews or things like that. Then I remembered how there are a lot of dumbass people out there who do stuff like that ie: Jersey Whore, Baris Bilton, Bim Bardashian, Boctuplet lady, Bumbass Bamily who hid their kid and said he was in a balloon....and many more(unfortunately)(I put B's in place of some letters to represent that that person ain't nothin' but a biatch). So I realized...I would like to focus on more positive things ie: Arianny Celeste, food, health, family, friends, Diddy, Scrubs, Yellow(Gonzo you know what I'm talkin' bout) and of course Friday Movie-Quote Quizzes....for yo ass.

Last weeks quiz quote:
Person 1: "You don't want that. Them girls only know three words...Stop! No! and Don't!."
Person 2: "Uh uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me...No! Don't! Stop!."
Person 1: "Playa, playa!!!"

-"How High". When Methodman is warning Redman about this girl they just saw. Redman didn't listen. Word.

-Last week Gonzo came through with the correct delivery and answer to the quiz. If you need a job there's a position here at *arc*aksima Entertainment. The pay is good and we also offer a 501K Levi's plan, vision(we don't pay for your eye doctor bills, we give you a vision via pictures), healthcare(we tell you we care for your health...that's it) and of course a stretch spending account(not flex, we make you stretch your dollar cuz you'll always be broke working over here). All jokes aside.....good job. Shout out to Walsh for inspiring last weeks quiz. Shout out!

Quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."

Bartender- "Straightup?"

Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."

Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"

Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."

Bartender-"Hehe!"

- My initial reaction is that ya'll will get the answer right this week but that's all up in the air...like your moms legs last night...I wasn't with her....this is just what I've heard. Leave your answer in the comment section below...have fun....bitches.

6-18-10

"You just have to believe." That's what I text Kobe before the game yesterday. So you can thank me later.


Last weeks Quiz quote:
Person 1 to Group of guys-"I'm sorry I gotta go like this. Hey look it man, the next time if you want to keep your shit, you gotta know when to quit."
Person 1 to Person 2-"Let's leave quickly!"
Person 1 to Group of guys-"Hey brotha's ya'll stay broke!...I mean uhh, stay black! Hah hah!"

Answer- When Bunz(Jamie Foxx), that's right Bunz, is first introduced and is playing craps on the street with some other guys. Rushon(Tommy Davidson) meets him and they start to leave.

-Last week no one could get the answer right. This week will be the same.....and you can take that to the bank.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "You don't want that. Them girls only know three words...Stop! No! and Don't!."

Person 2: "Uh uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me...No! Don't! Stop!."

Person 1: "Playa, playa!!!"

-All I have to say about this quiz quote is....classic and thanks for getting me through high school(not really)...have fun...leave your answer in the comment section located below.....bitches.

6-11-2010

Okay let's get this started! Yeah!!! Okay so this is really a regular Friday movie-quote quiz but on this blog that I've created to make it easier to put whatever I want on it.....bitch-ass bitches. Screw you disclaimers and company confidentiality.

Last we quizzed was back in the day. No responses for the last quiz. It might have been too hard for you guys. It might have been too long for you guys. I forget sometimes how short the human attention span......is.

Quiz-quote:

Person 1 to Group of guys-"I'm sorry I gotta go like this. Hey look it man, the next time if you want to keep your shit, you gotta know when to quit."

Person 1 to Person 2-"Let's leave quickly!"

Person 1 to Group of guys-"Hey brotha's ya'll stay broke!...I mean uhh, stay black! Hah hah!"

-Man they ain't a one person who's going to get this Friday movie-quote quiz. Just like ain't no one going to turn down the radio when they hear my boy Diddy's new joint, "Dirty Money-Hello Good Morning", like a mug son don't trip. And all I have to say about the pic is I don't see no C(K)eltic or Paul Pierce on that bitch(Walsh is though, which is cool). AHHHH!!!!!!

-Sorry I got carried away....I was bumping Diddy's new joint in the background.....just like I was when I was at your moms house last night. She calls me her dirty money.....have fun...bitches.

-Leave answers in comment section below. Thank you very much!...bitches.