We got it good

One love ya'll. I wish I was a billionare so flippin' bad, not so I could buy all of the things I never had.....so I could afford to pay for the sancity of these poor individuals. Actually, I wish I didn't have to afford it, just give it. But then they'll need water and food and shelter and cleanup and drainage and where would I get that stuff?....ahhh!!!
-Be ready for the quiz tomorrow. I'm steppin' my game up...PS3. Put your answers for last weeks quiz in the comment section of that quiz....like Gonzo did....word.

8-13-10

"Where do I begin?".....What do you mean where do I begin? Either your ADHD is hittin', your memory is falling apart like American Idol or your dyslexia is so hard that you need a condom made out of adamantium. "Where do I begin?"... Who comes up with this crap!?!

I've stepped it up some more years. I know what you're thinking...How come it's just a picture of Olivia's head and no body? Well we all know she has an awesome body. Look at her beauty though...that was deep.

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"
Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"
Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"
-"Master's of the Universe", He-Man. When the good guys are trying to save the sorceress at castle Greyskull and Skelator comes back to reclaim the castle and the sorceress, even though it wasn't his to begin with. He's bad.
- Last week Gonzo came through with the correct answer talkin' bout he made a He-Man Master's of the Universe sextape with Evil Lynn(I think that's what he meant anyway, no not really). Good job. Eddy thinks you have to be 21 years of age to drink in my country. It's 18 Eddy. Let's see if you can get this weeks quiz.

Quiz quote:
Person 1:"So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?"

Person 2:"October 21st 1975."

Person 1:"Jesus Christ, you know the fuckin' date!"

Person 2:"Oh yeah, cuz it was game 6 of the world series. Biggest game in Red Sox history."

- Good luck this week. It's a good quote from a good movie....scratch that, great movie...scratch that, that's what she said.....have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answers in the comment section below.

8-6-10

Emma Watson is smart. She said she likes to read books. She's 20 just so you know. I'm getting better. Ignore the random text in the middle of the photo.

The ban on gay marriage.......taxes might raise in.....the war in Iraq is......the illegal immigrants need to.....our borders are too......Andy Dick needs to stop.....my boss should be more......every month, these damn bills......take a look in the mirror and realize all of these issues will not be so important......don't give me a beat or I'll start to perform it....hands up shoutin' my name all distorted....becoming more deep as a person, I support it....arf arf! Frickin' deep son!

Last weeks quiz:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."
Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"
Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"
Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"
Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."
Person 2: "Laxative?"
Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"
-"Mo' Money". When Damon and Marlon Wayans are trying to get a free sandwich so Damon pretends to be whilin' out and Marlon tells the deli owner that the only thing that will help Damon is to give him a sandwich. I, someday, hope to perform this courageous act.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "Throw down your weapons and pledge yourself to me or you will join her!"

Person 2: "It's not her you want, it's me. It's always been between us."
Person 1: "Silence!"

Person 3:(electronic sounds of someone punching keys) "It's the locksmith. The little worm has another key!"

-I hope everyone gets this quiz this week. It's only from one of the greatest movies ever made. Besides that sextape I have of me and your mom. Really? Who the frick makes sextapes. Crazy people, that's who. That was deep...have fun...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

She is still pretty. Open your minds....or leave the blinds...never unwind.....until it's too late and you need to pay fines....so deep!!! Aight!(Funkmaster Flex voice)

7-30-10

Congratulations Chris!!! This is the first thing he has ever won on the radio(no it's not). There's a first time for everything, so they say. Check out this link, it's legit.

http://www.channel933.com/main.html

Last weeks quiz:

People:"White power, white power, white power!!!"
Person 1:"Blue power muthafuckas! Miami PD!"
Person 2:"Ah damn! It's the nigras"

- "Bad Boys II-The Return of Mike Lowrey(Larry) & Marcus Burnett"...No, just "Bad Boys II". When Mike(Will Smith) and Marcus(Martin Lawrence) are undercover dressed as Walsh(I mean all white, KKK Fools) and they take them down because they are trafficking drugs....in the beginning of the movie. The rest of the quote is them singing, "Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do! Whatchu gonna do when we come for you! Sita sit sitanhe sita sin oh nayy!"...I think.

-Chris has also done something for the first time ever. He got the answer correct 2 weeks in a row. No, he has done that before. He crushed it. Apparrently Eddy's favorite movie is Bad Boys II. He has good taste.

Quiz quote:

Person 1: "I forgot his medicine, mama's gonna kill me. Jimmy, look at the eggs, the eggs Jimmy! It's not helpin'."

Person 2: "He's ruining my store! Get him out of here! Let him die in the street like a dog!"

Person 1: "The eggs! Don't toss'em, see look at that! See!"

Person 2: "What do you want me to do?!"

Person 1: "Fix him a turkey sandwich! He needs lactate."

Person 2: "Laxative?"

Person 1: "No, no lactate! Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry up, Jimmy's crazy!"

-If any of you get this answer before the weekend..I strongly suggest going out and renting this movie. If you're a baller CPA then you can rent this at Blockbuster instead of having to go to Redbox to save money. Save your souls...that was deep.....have fun ...bitches.

-Leave your answer in the comment section below.

Baller CPA's

Bunk-Before and After

Bunk(From "The Wire"-HBO series) before he shaved his head.

-Get ready for tomorrow's Friday Movie-Quote Quiz. Have a guess for last weeks? Enter it in the comment section. Chris has already won "San Diego's hottest boyfriend" (according to Channel 933) and inputted his answer. Inputted?...Input'd?...Inpooted?...Inpoot it and boot it?...Toot it and boot it?...make her feel stupid?...that's just mean.

Bunk after the headshave. He seems happier now.

7-16-2010

Last weeks quiz:

Person: "Moral fiber. So what is moral fiber? I mean, it's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, ya know basically being a fuckin' boyscout...but lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think that moral fiber is about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world...and when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all. You put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. Ya know what? It doesn't matter...cuz in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

-"The Girl Next Door". When Matthew Kidman(Emile Hirsch) is giving his speech to hopefully receive a scholarship for college. He's supposed to write about moral fiber, which in turn, after a sequence of life events, becomes a speech about the power of love...like everything in life....think about it.

-Last week Gonzo tooted and booted that quiz like he was trying to breed. Good job.

INCEPTION

That pretty much covers this weeks Friday movie-quote quiz. This movie changed my life. It is one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. No jokes or stuff like that.....It is an epic movie that will make you think about your life/reality in a whole new light....even though most of you probably have already thought about the movies plot. That's how good the movie is. After you watch the movie you'll know what I'm talkin' bout. No, I'm not getting paid by Warner Bros. I'm getting paid by your mom. Toot this movie, do not boot this movie.....have fun...bitches.

-Okay here's a quickie...

Quiz Quote:

Person-"I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting, shockingly, cavalier."

-Handle that....in the comment section below....bitches.

7-2-2010

Last weeks quiz quote:

Person 1-"Hey Brutha. What's happenin' my main man?!(trys to get daps but is left hangin') Right on! Scotch."
Bartender- "Straightup?"
Peson 1- "Ehhh, give me the whole bottle."
Bartender-"Tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straightup your ass!"
Person 1 -"On the rocks is fine."
Bartender-"Hehe!"

- "Weird Science". When Robert Downey Jr. and his pal are trying to order a drink from a bar. The bartender doesn't like how they try and act "hip/racist".

- Last week I stumped you guys again....awesome. This weeks quiz will be easier but don't expect any hints. New shit! New shit! I am starting to sell hints for $.99/each. If a lot of people start to buy them and it becomes big than I will inevitably start to charge $1.99/each.......cuz I'm a monopolizing, greeedy, selfish, inconsiderate, innice(that's right, innice) and slave-hosting corporation. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart.

Quiz quote:

Person-"Brothas don't surf. If this gets back to the hood, won't none of the homies talk to me again."

- Okay okay fine, here's a hint....."Quonsue dudes!"....that'll be $.99 please. And you can take that to the bank! And that's from the heart....wait, I already said that.

- No one will figure this quiz out and put their answer in the comment section below for it's,

too hard, too long and too awesome,

give me some, only at night like a possum,

if I done told you once, I told you twice,

what's poppin?,

if this is the last time I flow,

don't stop me.......

...sorry, sometimes I randomly breakout into thug-flow.....have fun...bitches.